I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT JAM

strawzberrize:

shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

SCREAMING ! NO STOP I CAN’T EVEN DQCJHDJKKJFHJKHEIKGMLJ

strawzberrize:

shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

SCREAMING ! NO STOP I CAN’T EVEN DQCJHDJKKJFHJKHEIKGMLJ

gingerbatches:

professionalblunder:

And then I realised: You are not here, you are not real…
anymore.

#WHY THE FUCK #WOULD YOU #DO THIS

gingerbatches:

professionalblunder:

And then I realised: You are not here, you are not real…

anymore.

#WHY THE FUCK #WOULD YOU #DO THIS

(via immortaliarty)

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via sparklyfruitsalad)

dudeufugly:

thegoldentomato:

sporadicchatter:

timelordy-teganbreann:

shercockandmycrotch:

holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name

Omfg

Don’t censor Benedict’s Cum. What the fuck did I just say. Otherwise it’s just… Benedict Berbatch.

Benedict Berbatch

(via splendiferousponderfications)